someone please draw RA fanart that says “Araluen runs on Duncan” and have halt holding dunkin donuts coffee while stepping on King Duncan
(( challenge accepted. One dunkin doughnuts parody coming up. Soon))
((Look look I did it!
and there’s actually a background for once! YAAAYY!!!!))
Meet author John Flanagan as he tours for Scorpion Mountain, the fifth book in the Brotherband Chronicles series!
In this companion series to the global phenomenon, Ranger’s Apprentice, Hal and his crew of fellow Skandian outcasts embark on seafaring adventures and epic battles sure to thrill readers.
Follow the action on social media with #BrotherbandChronicles
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BRUH U AINT EVEN COMING TO FLORIDA???
but hey guys LOOK
WHY NO EAST COAST??? :(
like I know massachusetts might be a far shot but not even new york?
has anyone done this already
bonus transparent halt for all the irritating apprentices in your life:
RA AU where - get this - Will is a college student and Gilan is his RA
F***ING I READ SILENTLY OKAY
none of them were….
Nope, I think “A**hole” is definitely the correct pronunciation.
So the RA trading cards? It’s gonna happen. This is the ~official~ tumblr for it. Follow for updates. Also, contribute ideas and shit by going here and sending us stuff. Running this tumblr is me (Arizona) and Alex who does theme things.
So here’s the basic info, although a more detailed post of fun facts about the cards will follow shortly:
**WE NEED SOMEONE TO DO FANART. You don’t need to (and probably shouldn’t since I already have a plan to) format the whole thing and draw an entire card. I will make another post with details on the fanart portion directly after this one, but just the basics would be: we need characters in dramatic poses with funny things happening.
**There are fanart prompts to be listed in the fanart contest post right after this.
**Also even if you can’t do fanart, please spread the word to people who can.
**If you don’t know anyone willing to help, please send in ideas!
**The artist will get full credit for their image and their url and/or whatever name they choose will be listed on the card
**IMAGINE BEING ABLE TO SHOW PEOPLE SOME RA TRADING CARDS AND SAY “YEAH LOOK AT THAT CHUBB WITH A SPOON. I DREW THAT FRIGGING CHUBB AND HIS FRIGGING SPOON. HE’LL KICK YOU ASS WITH THAT SPOON AND YOU KNOW IT AND I DREW IT”
This is a very preliminary post, because as previously mentioned, a more detailed one will follow. Still, spread the word and volunteer for fanart duty! Please?
P.S. the current tag for ra trading cards is just ra trading cards, until we come up with a set title for the first edition cards.
They’re at the gathering and Will spikes Halt’s coffee with vodka
Halt gets so drunk he can’t see straight and shoots an arrow at like Horace or someone
"Yes Horace we can still see you"
And Crowley can’t stop laughing because Halt’s trying to talk to will about the birds and the bees but Halt can’t form coherent sentences
And Gilan falls out of a tree from laughing so hard and Halt goes to make some crass comment
But he still can’t talk well so it comes out as
"Not up to your usual, Gilan" and since they’re talking about sex Will takes that a totally different way
"Wait Gilan what happened during your apprenticeship"
anyone up for Card Against Humanity?
up to 10 people can play and 20 people can watch and chat
game here password is coffee. please enter your url where it says nickname
please join this is fun